Send Sarah Palin more pet goats...
Why Armey won’t run “I’ve got 34 goats that depend on me daily” http://is.gd/eNrZQ
slick cartoon trick →
This is not our regularly scheduled rant!
politico: buzzfeed: soupsoup: langer: Really more of a backup rant seeing as the rant we’d originally lined up for this time slot was pre-empted at the last minute at pain of both Doree1 and Katiebakes2 auto-close-tabbing3 our asses—but hey, we got rants to spare around here! So! Let’s begin. See that you guys? The print media! They’re on Tumblr! I mean you heard, right? You didn’t...